i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
literally the perfect man
if you’re not in love with neil patrick harris you’re doing it wrong
haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled
THEY NEED TO MAKE A MUSICAL NOVEL.
LIKE YOU TURN THE PAGE AND IT PLAYS A SONG.
WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY FOR THIS.
THIS SHOULD BE A THING.
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
just had a dream that i was trying to get a job in advertising with no experience and my first job as an unpaid intern after my 2 hour commute was to try and get an old woman to remember if she slipped and fell on brand A of tile flooring or brand B.
idk, just thought i’d share my in-dream successes in life.